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 # Royal Bot the Third
 
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-A _(not yet)_ modular multiservice bot written in **Python 3.6**!
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-Development has just started, so it isn't ready yet for use.
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-## Dependencies
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-To install the dependencies (on Linux) you need to install `python3.6-dev` and `libffi-dev`.
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-- `aiohttp`
-- `async_timeout` _(actually, not anymore, even in it will be reintroduced soon)_
-- `sqlalchemy` to access the Royal Games database
-- `markovify` for the /markov command
-- `discord.py[voice]` to connect to Discord
-- `bcrypt` to encrypt passwords in the database
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+This shouldn't work, yet it does. How is that even possible?