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- "windows-sys 0.52.0",
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-
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 dependencies = [
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+ "chrono",
  "diesel",
  "log",
  "micronfig",
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+ "rand",
  "teloxide",
  "tokio",
 ]
@@ -1511,18 +1152,6 @@ dependencies = [
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@@ -1532,22 +1161,6 @@ dependencies = [
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@@ -1649,16 +1242,6 @@ dependencies = [
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 dependencies = [
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- "sqlx",
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- "teloxide-macros",
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- "tower",
- "tower-http",
  "url",
 ]
 
@@ -1979,19 +1421,6 @@ dependencies = [
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- "vecrem",
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-
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- "syn 1.0.109",
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@@ -2090,16 +1518,6 @@ dependencies = [
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 ]
 
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- "tokio",
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- "tracing",
-]
-
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- "bytes",
- "futures-core",
- "futures-util",
- "http",
- "http-body",
- "http-range-header",
- "pin-project-lite",
- "tower-layer",
- "tower-service",
- "tracing",
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-
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-
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- "log",
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@@ -2227,30 +1603,6 @@ dependencies = [
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-
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-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "d4c87d22b6e3f4a18d4d40ef354e97c90fcb14dd91d7dc0aa9d8a1172ebf7202"
-
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-
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-
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-
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@@ -2394,28 +1740,6 @@ dependencies = [
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-[[package]]
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-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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-dependencies = [
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- "winapi-x86_64-pc-windows-gnu",
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-version = "0.4.0"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "ac3b87c63620426dd9b991e5ce0329eff545bccbbb34f3be09ff6fb6ab51b7b6"
-
 [[package]]
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@@ -2426,10 +1750,13 @@ dependencies = [
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 [[package]]
-name = "winapi-x86_64-pc-windows-gnu"
-version = "0.4.0"
+name = "windows-core"
+version = "0.52.0"
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-checksum = "712e227841d057c1ee1cd2fb22fa7e5a5461ae8e48fa2ca79ec42cfc1931183f"
+checksum = "33ab640c8d7e35bf8ba19b884ba838ceb4fba93a4e8c65a9059d08afcfc683d9"
+dependencies = [
+ "windows-targets 0.52.6",
+]
 
 [[package]]
 name = "windows-sys"
@@ -2579,23 +1906,3 @@ dependencies = [
  "cfg-if",
  "windows-sys 0.48.0",
 ]
-
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-name = "zerocopy"
-version = "0.7.35"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "1b9b4fd18abc82b8136838da5d50bae7bdea537c574d8dc1a34ed098d6c166f0"
-dependencies = [
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-
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-dependencies = [
- "proc-macro2",
- "quote",
- "syn 2.0.68",
-]
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index eec69975..1791226e 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -5,9 +5,11 @@ edition = "2021"
 
 [dependencies]
 anyhow = "1.0.86"
+chrono = "0.4.38"
 diesel = { version = "2.2.1", features = ["postgres"] }
 log = "0.4.22"
 micronfig = "0.3.0"
 pretty_env_logger = "0.5.0"
-teloxide = { version = "0.12.2", features = ["full"] }
-tokio = { version = "1.38.0", features = ["full"] }
+rand = { version = "0.8.5", features = ["small_rng"] }
+teloxide = { version = "0.12.2", features = ["ctrlc_handler", "native-tls"], default-features = false }
+tokio = { version = "1.38.0", features = ["macros", "rt-multi-thread"] }
diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs
index 81ccecd3..cb2d80fb 100644
--- a/src/main.rs
+++ b/src/main.rs
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
-use anyhow::{Context, Result};
-use teloxide::dispatching::HandlerExt;
+use anyhow::{Result};
 
 pub(crate) mod database;
 mod telegram;
diff --git a/src/telegram/commands/fortune.rs b/src/telegram/commands/fortune.rs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..86c8fad0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/telegram/commands/fortune.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,204 @@
+use std::hash::{Hash, Hasher};
+use anyhow::{Context};
+use chrono::Datelike;
+use rand::SeedableRng;
+use rand::seq::SliceRandom;
+use teloxide::Bot;
+use teloxide::payloads::SendMessageSetters;
+use teloxide::prelude::{Message, Requester};
+use crate::telegram::commands::{CommandDialogue, CommandResult};
+
+const FORTUNES: [&str; 140] = [
+	"😄 Oggi sarà una fantastica giornata!",
+	"😌 Oggi sarà una giornata molto chill e rilassante.",
+	"💰 Oggi sui tuoi alberi cresceranno più Stelline!",
+	"🍎 Oggi un unicorno ti lascerà la sua Blessed Apple!",
+	"📈 Oggi il tuo team in ranked sarà più amichevole e competente del solito!",
+	"🏝 Oggi potrai raggiungere l'Isola Miraggio!",
+	"🐱 Oggi vedrai più gatti del solito su Internet!",
+	"🐶 Oggi vedrai più cani del solito su Internet!",
+	"🐦 Oggi vedrai più uccelli del solito su Internet!",
+	"🐌 Oggi incontrerai una chiocciola sperduta!",
+	"🎁 Oggi i dispenser di regali in centro funzioneranno senza problemi!",
+	"🥕 Oggi il tuo raccolto avrà qualità Iridium Star!",
+	"🔴 Oggi troverai più oggetti di rarità rossa del solito!",
+	"✨ Oggi farai molti più multicast!",
+	"♦️ Oggi troverai una Leggendaria Dorata!",
+	"⭐️ Oggi la stella della RYG ti sembrerà un pochino più dritta!",
+	"⭐️ Oggi la stella della RYG ti sembrerà anche più storta del solito!",
+	"💎 Oggi i tuoi avversari non riusciranno a deflettere i tuoi Emerald Splash!",
+	"⬅️ Oggi le tue supercazzole prematureranno un po' più a sinistra!",
+	"➡️ Oggi le tue supercazzole prematureranno un po' più a destra!",
+	"🌅 Oggi sarà il giorno dopo ieri e il giorno prima di domani!",
+	"🤖 Oggi il Royal Bot ti dirà qualcosa di molto utile!",
+	"🏠 Oggi qualcuno si autoinviterà a casa tua!",
+	"📵 Oggi passerai una bella giornata tranquilla senza che nessuno ti chiami!",
+	"🕸 Oggi cadrai trappola di una ragnatela! O ti arriverà in faccia.",
+	"🔮 Oggi chiederai a @royalgamesbot di dirti la tua /fortune!",
+	"👽 Oggi incontrerai gli UFI!!!1!!uno!",
+	"🦾 Oggi uno scienziato pazzo ti proporrà di sostituire il tuo braccio con un braccio-razzo meccanico!",
+	"🕵️ Oggi una spia in incognito ti chiederà se hai mai visto the Emoji Movie!",
+	"🍕 Oggi mangerai una margherita doppio pomodoro!",
+	"🍰 Oggi mangerai una torta al gusto di torta!",
+	"🥇 Oggi vincerai qualcosa!",
+	"🏴‍☠️ Oggi salperai i sette mari con la tua ciurma pirata!",
+	"🕒 Oggi sarà ieri, e domani sarà oggi!",
+	"🔙 Oggi tornerai indietro nel tempo!",
+	"🚨 Oggi suonerà l'allarme della Velvet Room!",
+	"🏳️‍🌈 Oggi scoprirai l'esistenza di almeno un gender che non conoscevi!",
+	"🥴 Oggi ti dimenticherai come ci si siede!",
+	"👀 Oggi scoprirai di avere degli occhi!",
+	"🏹 Oggi ti verrà voglia di installare Arch Linux, ma cambierai idea molto in fretta!",
+	"🩲 Oggi annuncerai alla cv di essere in mutande!",
+	"👟 Oggi tua madre ti regalerà delle scarpe da corsa!",
+	"✨ Oggi troverai un Pokémon shiny!",
+	"👏 Oggi sarai felice, lo saprai e batterai le mani!",
+	"🦴 Oggi scoprirai di avere uno scheletro wholesome all'interno di te!",
+	"💳 Oggi riuscirai a fornire i tre numerini della tua carta di credito a John Wick!",
+	"🤔 Oggi smetterai finalmente di essere sus, in quanto sarai confermato dal villaggio!",
+	"🔮 Oggi pondererai intensamente la tua sfera!",
+	"🗳️ Oggi ci saranno le elezioni per un nuovo partito sul tuo pianeta!",
+	"🥓 Oggi avrai bacon illimitato e niente videogiochi!",
+	"🎮 Oggi avrai videogiochi, videogiochi illimitati e niente videogiochi!",
+	"🔫 Oggi troverai una pistola pearlescent!",
+	"🤖 Oggi ti chiederanno di pilotare un robot gigante!",
+	"💣 Oggi dovrai continuare a parlare, o esploderai!",
+	"🤌 Oggi ti sentirai particolarmente italiano, e gesticolerai più del solito!",
+	"🪵 Oggi ti servirà legname!",
+	"☄️ Oggi avvisterai una cometa, rischiando di inciampare!",
+	"🥅 Oggi farai goal!",
+	"🧿 Oggi sarai protetto dagli spiriti maligni che attraversano le pareti!",
+	"💰 Oggi è una buona giornata per il capitalismo!",
+	"⚒️ Oggi è una buona giornata per il comunismo!",
+	"🐰 Oggi inizia la stagione di caccia dei Big Chungus!",
+	"🐸 Oggi incontrerai una rana-cavaliere!",
+	"⚔️ Oggi un cyborg-samurai ti cederà la sua katana RGB!",
+	"🥪 Oggi mangerai un sandvich!",
+	"👻 Oggi farai amicizia con Re Boo!",
+	"🫀 Oggi un necromante ti ruberà il cuore, e lo farà battere a ritmo!",
+	"🦊 Oggi volerai su un Arwing in compagnia di un rinomato mercenario!",
+	"🦋 Oggi una tua particolare azione avrà conseguenze, ma potrai tornare indietro nel tempo e correggerla!",
+	"🐳 Oggi una balena trasporterà un container per te!",
+	"🔥 Oggi sarà una giornata di fuoco!",
+	"🥕 Oggi sostituirai il naso a un pupazzo di neve!",
+	"🍔 Oggi mangerai il tuo cibo preferito: il sushi!",
+	"🍭 Oggi un lecca-lecca ti sbloccherà poteri inimmaginabili!",
+	"🧩 Oggi andrai a caccia di Jiggy!",
+	"🚜 Oggi piraterai un trattore!",
+	"🧭 Oggi ti perderai nei Lost Woods!",
+	"⚙️ Oggi aumenterai la produzione di Iron Gear!",
+	"🔫 Oggi attiverai il tuo Devil Trigger!",
+	"🍺 Oggi servirai un drink con più Karmotrine!",
+	"🚽 Oggi sperimenterai la leggendaria Terra Toilet!",
+	"🚰 Oggi sarai più idratato del solito!",
+	"🔑 Oggi troverai la chiave di tutte le porte!",
+	"📎 Oggi incontrerai Clippy!",
+	"🌪 Oggi un tornado girerà in senso orario!",
+	"🍄 Oggi diventerai Super grazie ad un fungo!",
+	"👑 Oggi preparerai la colazione per Re Artù!",
+	"🍌 Oggi metterai una banana in microonde!",
+	"❤️‍🔥 Oggi scapperai dal Tartaro!",
+	"♻️ Oggi, riciclando della Silt, troverai un dinosauro!",
+	"🏧 Oggi piazzerai un jammer su un bancomat, estraendone i contenuti!",
+	"🚼 Oggi ti chiederai il significato di questa emoji!",
+	"🤡 Oggi dovrai interrogare il clown di un circo!",
+	"👣 Oggi riceverai un marchio che ti proteggerà dai vampiri!",
+	"🎊 Oggi dalle Sfere Festa non uscirà nessuna Bob-omba!",
+	"🧲 Oggi piazzerai un magnete per attirare colpi di bazooka!",
+	"㊗️ Oggi qualcuno ti farà le sue congratulazioni!",
+	"⚛️ Oggi sfrutterai appieno l'energia dell'atomo!",
+	"🈁 Oggi ti troverai qui!",
+	"💮 Oggi i tuoi esami andranno alla perfezione!",
+	"☕️ Oggi berrai un espresso d-d-doppio!?",
+	"🐝 Oggi farai quello che fanno le api sulle foglie!",
+	"🎰 Oggi vincerai il Jackpot di Francoforte 1!",
+	"🧱 Oggi rifiuterai un en passant!",
+	"🪓 Oggi perderai la tua ascia, ma la riuscirai facilmente a ritrovare, in quanto starà urlando il tuo nome!",
+	"🕳 Oggi cadrai in una Trappola!",
+	"⛏ Oggi scaverai degli smeraldi!",
+	"🩹 Oggi rigenererai tutta la tua vita con un singolo cerotto!",
+	"📈 Oggi i tuoi affari andranno alla grande!",
+	"📉 Oggi avrai la possibilità di comprare qualche cosa a prezzo scontato!",
+	"🅱️ Oggi la seconda lettera dell'alfabeto ti porterà più fortuna del solito!",
+	"🧚 Oggi ti chiederai coraggiosamente dove vola la fatina!",
+	"⚔️ Oggi ridurrai dei Corpus a fettine!",
+	"🕯 Oggi troverai coraggio nella luce della tua torcia!",
+	"🎺 Oggi uno scheletro suonerà una trombetta!",
+	"🌋 Oggi getterai un anello in un vulcano!",
+	"🧶 Oggi comprerai della lana da fare l'uncinetto!",
+	"🐰 Oggi un coniglio ti farà girare la sua ruota!",
+	"🧛 Oggi scoprirai finalmente come fa il vampiro ancora a sopravvivere!",
+	"👽 Oggi sarai scelto come comandante di una squadra per la difesa planetaria!",
+	"🐝 Oggi b!",
+	"🎸 Oggi le suonerai a qualcuno!",
+	"🧬 Oggi la tua specie si evolverà in un altra con delle bocche sulle mani!",
+	"🅰️ Oggi premerai un pulsante a metà!",
+	"📻 Oggi sarà il tuo turno di usare la Boombox!",
+	"🐡 Oggi riaccenderai un faro sottomarino!",
+	"🎄 Oggi addobberai un albero!",
+	"🪲 Oggi il tuo insetto metallico sconfiggerà i suoi nemici a suon di musica!",
+	"🀄️ Oggi vincerai a Mahjong!",
+	"🃏 Oggi vincerai a solitario!",
+	"🛗 Oggi l'ascensore ti porterà sulla superficie di Auriga!",
+	"🦷 Oggi quattro denti dorati verranno messi sulla bilancia a tuo favore!",
+	"✨ Oggi riceverai una /fortune mai vista prima!",
+	"🐷 Oggi riceverai una chiamata da un maialino!",
+	"🎆 Oggi vedrai dei fuochi artificiali!",
+	"🗽 Oggi avrai più libertà del solito!",
+	"🎳 Oggi tuo cugino ti inviterà a giocare a bowling!",
+	"⛎ Oggi romperai la quarta parete!",
+	"🛕 Oggi raggiungerai la cima di un Pantheon!",
+	"🍽 Oggi la tua fabbrica produrrà più Iron Plate del normale!",
+];
+
+struct FortuneKey {
+	today: chrono::NaiveDate,
+	author_id: teloxide::types::UserId
+}
+
+impl Hash for FortuneKey {
+	fn hash<H: Hasher>(&self, state: &mut H) {
+		let days: i32 = self.today.num_days_from_ce();
+		let id: u64 = self.author_id.0;
+
+		state.write_i32(days);
+		state.write_u64(id);
+	}
+}
+
+pub(super) async fn handler(bot: Bot, _dialogue: CommandDialogue, message: Message) -> CommandResult {
+	let today = chrono::Local::now().date_naive();
+
+	let author = message.from()
+		.context("Failed to get the user who sent the original message")?;
+	let author_id = author.id;
+
+	let key = FortuneKey {today, author_id};
+
+	let mut hasher = std::hash::DefaultHasher::new();
+	key.hash(&mut hasher);
+	let hash = hasher.finish()
+		.to_le_bytes()
+		.into_iter()
+		.cycle()
+		.take(32)
+		.collect::<Vec<u8>>()
+		.try_into();
+	if hash.is_err() {
+		anyhow::bail!("Failed to select random seed");
+	}
+	let hash = hash.unwrap();
+
+	let mut rng = rand::rngs::SmallRng::from_seed(hash);
+
+	let fortune = FORTUNES.choose(&mut rng)
+		.context("Failed to choose a fortune")?;
+
+	let _reply = bot
+		.send_message(message.chat.id, fortune.to_string())
+		.reply_to_message_id(message.id)
+		.await
+		.context("Failed to send message")?;
+
+	Ok(())
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/telegram/commands/mod.rs b/src/telegram/commands/mod.rs
index 043d6a82..32f6ed68 100644
--- a/src/telegram/commands/mod.rs
+++ b/src/telegram/commands/mod.rs
@@ -1,12 +1,11 @@
 use anyhow::Error;
-use diesel::PgConnection;
 use teloxide::{Bot, dptree};
 use teloxide::dispatching::{DefaultKey, Dispatcher, HandlerExt, UpdateFilterExt};
 use teloxide::dispatching::dialogue::{InMemStorage, TraceStorage};
 use teloxide::types::{Message, Update};
-use teloxide::utils::command::BotCommands;
 
 mod start;
+mod fortune;
 
 #[derive(Debug, Clone, Default)]
 enum State {
@@ -14,10 +13,10 @@ enum State {
 	Default,
 }
 
-type Dialogue = teloxide::dispatching::dialogue::Dialogue<State, TraceStorage<InMemStorage<State>>>;
-type Result = anyhow::Result<()>;
+type CommandDialogue = teloxide::dispatching::dialogue::Dialogue<State, TraceStorage<InMemStorage<State>>>;
+type CommandResult = anyhow::Result<()>;
 
-async fn detect_command(bot: Bot, dialogue: Dialogue, message: Message) -> Result {
+async fn detect_command(bot: Bot, dialogue: CommandDialogue, message: Message) -> CommandResult {
 	let text = message.text();
 	if text.is_none() {
 		// Ignore non-textual messages
@@ -27,6 +26,7 @@ async fn detect_command(bot: Bot, dialogue: Dialogue, message: Message) -> Resul
 
 	match text {
 		"/start" => start::handler(bot, dialogue, message).await,
+		"/fortune" => fortune::handler(bot, dialogue, message).await,
 		_ => anyhow::bail!("Unknown command"),
 	}
 }
diff --git a/src/telegram/commands/start.rs b/src/telegram/commands/start.rs
index abe3647e..a4f67ecf 100644
--- a/src/telegram/commands/start.rs
+++ b/src/telegram/commands/start.rs
@@ -3,9 +3,9 @@ use teloxide::Bot;
 use teloxide::payloads::SendMessageSetters;
 use teloxide::requests::Requester;
 use teloxide::types::{Message};
-use super::{Dialogue, Result};
+use super::{CommandDialogue, CommandResult};
 
-pub(super) async fn handler(bot: Bot, _dialogue: Dialogue, message: Message) -> Result {
+pub(super) async fn handler(bot: Bot, _dialogue: CommandDialogue, message: Message) -> CommandResult {
 	let author = message.from()
 		.context("Failed to get the user who sent the original message")?;