diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index 43410472..2acd96dd 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -9,3 +9,10 @@ dist/
 
 # Sphinx
 /docs/build/
+
+# Royalpack
+royalpack.cfg.toml
+
+# Telethon
+bot.session
+bot.session-journal
diff --git a/poetry.lock b/poetry.lock
index 696b5301..313d5310 100644
--- a/poetry.lock
+++ b/poetry.lock
@@ -134,6 +134,14 @@ python-versions = ">=2.6, !=3.0.*, !=3.1.*, !=3.2.*, !=3.3.*"
 [package.extras]
 test = ["ipaddress", "mock", "unittest2", "enum34", "pywin32", "wmi"]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "psycopg2"
+version = "2.8.6"
+description = "psycopg2 - Python-PostgreSQL Database Adapter"
+category = "main"
+optional = false
+python-versions = ">=2.7,!=3.0.*,!=3.1.*,!=3.2.*,!=3.3.*"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "pyaes"
 version = "1.6.1"
@@ -301,7 +309,7 @@ multidict = ">=4.0"
 [metadata]
 lock-version = "1.1"
 python-versions = "^3.8"
-content-hash = "18147d331322411007ead0880f9c523d0e2c9a66c194bbee8c633b4eab481e7c"
+content-hash = "fca1f5bf509aeae1c6d05da579732826099606dba2b73210f39fef215a8859cb"
 
 [metadata.files]
 aiohttp = [
@@ -493,6 +501,23 @@ psutil = [
     {file = "psutil-5.8.0-cp39-cp39-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:f4634b033faf0d968bb9220dd1c793b897ab7f1189956e1aa9eae752527127d3"},
     {file = "psutil-5.8.0.tar.gz", hash = "sha256:0c9ccb99ab76025f2f0bbecf341d4656e9c1351db8cc8a03ccd62e318ab4b5c6"},
 ]
+psycopg2 = [
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp27-cp27m-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:068115e13c70dc5982dfc00c5d70437fe37c014c808acce119b5448361c03725"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp27-cp27m-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:d160744652e81c80627a909a0e808f3c6653a40af435744de037e3172cf277f5"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp34-cp34m-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:b8cae8b2f022efa1f011cc753adb9cbadfa5a184431d09b273fb49b4167561ad"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp34-cp34m-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:f22ea9b67aea4f4a1718300908a2fb62b3e4276cf00bd829a97ab5894af42ea3"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp35-cp35m-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:26e7fd115a6db75267b325de0fba089b911a4a12ebd3d0b5e7acb7028bc46821"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp35-cp35m-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:00195b5f6832dbf2876b8bf77f12bdce648224c89c880719c745b90515233301"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp36-cp36m-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:a49833abfdede8985ba3f3ec641f771cca215479f41523e99dace96d5b8cce2a"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp36-cp36m-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:f974c96fca34ae9e4f49839ba6b78addf0346777b46c4da27a7bf54f48d3057d"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp37-cp37m-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:6a3d9efb6f36f1fe6aa8dbb5af55e067db802502c55a9defa47c5a1dad41df84"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp37-cp37m-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:56fee7f818d032f802b8eed81ef0c1232b8b42390df189cab9cfa87573fe52c5"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp38-cp38-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:ad2fe8a37be669082e61fb001c185ffb58867fdbb3e7a6b0b0d2ffe232353a3e"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp38-cp38-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:56007a226b8e95aa980ada7abdea6b40b75ce62a433bd27cec7a8178d57f4051"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp39-cp39-win32.whl", hash = "sha256:2c93d4d16933fea5bbacbe1aaf8fa8c1348740b2e50b3735d1b0bf8154cbf0f3"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6-cp39-cp39-win_amd64.whl", hash = "sha256:d5062ae50b222da28253059880a871dc87e099c25cb68acf613d9d227413d6f7"},
+    {file = "psycopg2-2.8.6.tar.gz", hash = "sha256:fb23f6c71107c37fd667cb4ea363ddeb936b348bbd6449278eb92c189699f543"},
+]
 pyaes = [
     {file = "pyaes-1.6.1.tar.gz", hash = "sha256:02c1b1405c38d3c370b085fb952dd8bea3fadcee6411ad99f312cc129c536d8f"},
 ]
diff --git a/pyproject.toml b/pyproject.toml
index cbd18e32..73dd08d7 100644
--- a/pyproject.toml
+++ b/pyproject.toml
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ royalnet = "~6.1.4"
 coloredlogs = "^15.0"
 aiohttp = "^3.7.4"
 royalnet-telethon = "~0.2.0"
+psycopg2 = "^2.8.6"
 
 [tool.poetry.dev-dependencies]
 royalnet_console = "^0.3.0"
diff --git a/royalpack/__main__.py b/royalpack/__main__.py
index 68f7395a..1544230a 100644
--- a/royalpack/__main__.py
+++ b/royalpack/__main__.py
@@ -6,10 +6,11 @@ import asyncio
 import logging
 
 from . import commands
+from .database import engine, base
 
 logging.basicConfig(level="DEBUG")
 
-config = sc.Scroll.from_file(namespace="ROYALPACK", file_path=pathlib.Path("config.toml"))
+config = sc.Scroll.from_file(namespace="ROYALPACK", file_path=pathlib.Path("royalpack.cfg.toml"))
 
 pda = rt.TelethonPDA(
     tg_api_id=config["tapi.id"],
@@ -23,6 +24,12 @@ pda.register_partial(commands.cat, ["cat"])
 pda.register_partial(commands.color, ["color"])
 pda.register_partial(commands.ping, ["ping"])
 pda.register_partial(commands.ship, ["ship"])
+pda.register_partial(commands.rage_show, ["rage"])
+pda.register_partial(commands.rage_add, ["rage"])
+
+
+_engine = engine.lazy_engine.evaluate()
+base.Base.metadata.create_all(_engine)
 
 
 loop = asyncio.get_event_loop()
diff --git a/royalpack/commands/__init__.py b/royalpack/commands/__init__.py
index 17c8932e..9ee33ab7 100644
--- a/royalpack/commands/__init__.py
+++ b/royalpack/commands/__init__.py
@@ -4,3 +4,4 @@ from .cat import *
 from .color import *
 from .ping import *
 from .ship import *
+from .rage import *
diff --git a/royalpack/commands/rage.py b/royalpack/commands/rage.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..4bbec94c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/commands/rage.py
@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+import royalnet.engineer as engi
+from ..database.engine import lazy_Session
+from ..database.tables import Rage
+import sqlalchemy as s
+
+
+@engi.PartialCommand.new(syntax="")
+async def rage_show(*, _sentry: engi.Sentry, _msg: engi.Message, **__):
+    """
+    A-N-G-E-R-Y!
+    Invia in chat qualcosa che ha fatto arrabbiare un membro anonimo della RYG.
+    """
+
+    Session = lazy_Session.evaluate()
+    with Session(future=True) as session:
+
+        rage = session.execute(
+            s.select(Rage).order_by(s.func.random())
+        ).scalar()
+
+        if rage is None:
+            await _msg.reply(text=f"😐 Alla fine, non è che sei così arrabbiato...")
+        else:
+            await _msg.reply(text=f"😡 {rage.reason}")
+
+
+@engi.PartialCommand.new(syntax="(?P<reason>.+)")
+async def rage_add(*, _sentry: engi.Sentry, _msg: engi.Message, reason: str, **__):
+    """
+    A-N-G-E-R-Y!
+    Aggiungi al database qualcosa che ti ha fatto arrabbiare tantissimo.
+    """
+    Session = lazy_Session.evaluate()
+    with Session(future=True) as session:
+
+        rage = Rage(reason=reason)
+        session.add(rage)
+        session.commit()
+
+        count = session.execute(
+            s.select(s.func.count()).select_from(s.select(Rage).subquery())
+        ).scalar()
+
+        await _msg.reply(text=f"😡 G{'R' * count}!")
+
+
+__all__ = (
+    "rage_show",
+    "rage_add",
+)
diff --git a/royalpack/config.py b/royalpack/config.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..3afcc559
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/config.py
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+import pathlib
+import royalnet.scrolls as s
+import royalnet.lazy as l
+
+
+lazy_config = l.Lazy(lambda: s.Scroll.from_file("ROYALPACK", pathlib.Path("royalpack.cfg.toml")))
+
+
+__all__ = (
+    "lazy_config",
+)
diff --git a/royalpack/database/base.py b/royalpack/database/base.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..13ada81e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/database/base.py
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+from __future__ import annotations
+import sqlalchemy.ext.declarative as sed
+
+
+Base: sed.declarative_base = sed.declarative_base()
+
+
+__all__ = (
+    "Base",
+)
diff --git a/royalpack/database/engine.py b/royalpack/database/engine.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..d9cee74c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/database/engine.py
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+import sqlalchemy.orm
+import royalnet.lazy
+
+from ..config import *
+
+# noinspection PyUnresolvedReferences
+from . import tables
+
+
+lazy_engine = royalnet.lazy.Lazy(lambda c: sqlalchemy.create_engine(c["database.uri"]), c=lazy_config)
+"""
+The uninitialized sqlalchemy engine.
+"""
+
+lazy_Session = royalnet.lazy.Lazy(lambda e: sqlalchemy.orm.sessionmaker(bind=e), e=lazy_engine)
+"""
+The uninitialized Session.
+"""
+
+
+__all__ = (
+    "lazy_engine",
+    "lazy_Session",
+)
diff --git a/royalpack/database/tables/__init__.py b/royalpack/database/tables/__init__.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..08016860
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/database/tables/__init__.py
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+from .rage import *
diff --git a/royalpack/database/tables/_imports.py b/royalpack/database/tables/_imports.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..254883ce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/database/tables/_imports.py
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+from ..base import Base
+
+import royalnet.royaltyping as t
+import royalnet.alchemist as a
+
+import sqlalchemy as s
+import sqlalchemy.orm as o
+
+import datetime
+
+
+__all__ = (
+    "Base",
+    "t",
+    "a",
+    "s",
+    "o",
+    "datetime",
+)
diff --git a/royalpack/database/tables/rage.py b/royalpack/database/tables/rage.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..4d573ad8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/royalpack/database/tables/rage.py
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+from __future__ import annotations
+from ._imports import *
+
+
+class Rage(Base):
+    __tablename__ = "rage"
+
+    id = s.Column(s.Integer, primary_key=True)
+
+    reason = s.Column(s.Text, nullable=False)
+
+
+__all__ = (
+    "Rage",
+)